A friend of mine has lived the life

He shares it now with his third wife

I saw him just the other day

He didn’t have a lot to say

 

A big weekend, drunk too much red

I really should be home in bed

‘Twas my own fault, expect no mercy

It was our tenth Wedding Anniversary

 

Congrats I said, you’ve done real well

This ones for keeps then, I can tell

He thanked me, said what pleased him more

He’d never lasted ten before